jaskier: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
geralt: sure,,,
jaskier: thou art hot as fuck

an assortment of Jaskiers <3 I lov him
sorry for the lack of posting lately, I’ve been doing my tattoo license (and hopefully will become a proper artist lmao) so I’m having to divide time between flash drawings and doodles for pleasure; this one was pure pleasure <3
fae Jaskier, heavily inspired by this amazing post by @punk-jaskier
personally, i love all things fae and couldn’t resist drawing him without glamour~
Here’s my contribution to the witcher fandom lmao
I’m sure others have done this, but this was fun to make lol

What are you?
Would I slow down to a near halt, to understand you a little longer?
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for @meguriau-futari
KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughnokay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman
Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.
You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.
I hate people that are like “oh you shouldn’t curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words” like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I’m looking for.
Because saying you are and idiot is one thing
Saying you are a fucking idiot is another
I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about
i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au